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11:20am July 31, 2014

awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

11:19am July 31, 2014

kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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11:18am July 31, 2014

durnesque-esque:

daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

Goddess of All Worlds

Big Papa

11:17am July 31, 2014
neverlands-justice-system:

disneylawyer:

missmaceymouse:

anime-e-youkoso:

where rapunzel at

Duuuude.

This guy went to my high school I s2g

who are you and how can I marry you

neverlands-justice-system:

disneylawyer:

missmaceymouse:

anime-e-youkoso:

where rapunzel at

Duuuude.

This guy went to my high school I s2g

who are you and how can I marry you

11:16am July 31, 2014

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

11:15am July 31, 2014

furbearingbrick:

vampirequeeneffeffia:

rita-haxx:

Fucking Christ

These are technically still facts.

buzzkill facts totally need to be a thing

11:15am July 31, 2014

irenigg:

ive seen very few if any sexy models. modeling in general is not sexy i dont see how u could be attracted to a model. posing is not sexy bein aware of the camera is not sexy. candid is sexy. im sexy. im candid. im candy. eye candy. hi mandy. im randy. beach sandy. need handy.